CLASSIFIED DOSSIER – “C.A.T.S”
 Coalition of Allied Terran Sociopaths
 Status: Active
 Threat Level: Omega – Nonstandard Organization


 

Overview:
 The Coalition of Allied Terran Sociopaths, or C.A.T.S, is a multi-species, multi-realm syndicate comprised of highly dangerous and strategically invaluable individuals. While their overall objectives remain partially obscured, they operate with alarming coordination, blending technological, magical, and supernatural warfare capabilities.
 Membership appears fluid in minor roles, but the core roster has remained consistent for years. C.A.T.S functions under an unspoken but rigid hierarchy, with operational authority distributed across specialized domains.


 

Core Members:

Cloven – Designated Role: Committee Chair / De Facto Leader
 Species: Elf (confirmed female)
 Possesses undisclosed abilities and an extensive intelligence network. Publicly serves as the face of C.A.T.S in diplomatic or intimidation-oriented operations.
 (For detailed intel, see file: “Cloven”)

Taz – Designated Role: Death Squad Commander / Lead Scientist
 Species: Eldritch Abomination (disguised as male human)
 Runs C.A.T.S’ black-ops research programs and commands their most lethal strike teams. Displays an alarming fusion of scientific precision and eldritch unpredictability.
 (For detailed intel, see file: “Taz”)

Holy Mother – Designated Role: Committee Mom / Deity Entity
 Species: Classified
 Married to Daddy Jakob; regarded as a maternal authority by all members. Involved in morale management, “family” discipline, and long-term strategic vision.
 (For detailed intel, see file: “HolyMother”)

Daddy Jakob – Designated Role: Committee Dad / Deity Entity
 Species: Classified
 Married to Holy Mother; serves as a paternal enforcer and negotiator. Command presence is absolute within C.A.T.S operations.
 (For detailed intel, see file: “DaddyJakob”)

Officer Ridly Tiddy – Designated Role: Unknown
 Species: Human (female)
 Allegedly an officer of law, though legitimacy is unconfirmed. Operates as a field agent with unknown clearance level.
 (For detailed intel, see file: “Ridly”)

Elrod – Designated Role: None (Self-Declared “Hobo Specialist”)
 Species: Human (male)
 A vagrant “adopted” by the group; rumored to possess inexplicable survival instincts and street-level intelligence.
 (For detailed intel, see file: “Elrod”)

Yuki – Designated Role: Support Operative
 Species: Vampire (female, blonde)
 Specializes in crochet, though operational use of this skill remains unclear.
 (For detailed intel, see file: “Yuki”)

Johnathan – Designated Role: Lead Inquisitor
 Species: Human (male)
 Handles interrogation, counter-intelligence, and religiously-influenced psychological warfare.
 (For detailed intel, see file: “Johnathan”)

Special Bean – Designated Role: VIP (Protected Asset)
 Species: Human (female)
 A non-combatant with a husband and two children; her safety is an absolute operational priority. The reason for this protection remains classified.
 (For detailed intel, see file: “SpecialBean”)

Frenchy – Designated Role: Historian / Archivist
 Species: Human (male)
 Holds vital intelligence on C.A.T.S history and origins. Mentioned in connection to Operation Parchment Swipe — a classified mission intended to kidnap Frenchy for strategic intel.
 (For detailed intel, see file: “Frenchy”)

Sheepy – Designated Role: Lead Engineer
 Species: Bipedal Ram Entity
 See Sheepy Analysis file for full ability breakdown. Known for void-like infinite wool storage, anomalous replication potential, and combat engineering skills. Often deployed for tech sabotage and unconventional weapon deployment.


 

Additional Notes:
 C.A.T.S members rarely operate as a full unit; instead, they assemble in tailored configurations based on mission requirements. Despite varied personalities and species backgrounds, internal loyalty appears unshakable.

Backstory details are intentionally obscured within this report. For full dossiers, reference the following files:

  • Cloven

  • Taz

  • HolyMother

  • DaddyJakob

  • Ridly

  • Elrod

  • Yuki

  • Johnathan

  • SpecialBean

  • Frenchy

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