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OFFICIAL INTERNAL BROADCAST – FOR C.A.T.S. EYES ONLY

FILE: OPERATION TAX EVI$ION – THE REAL STORY

Authored by: Lead Engineer Sheepy

Subject: My “Capture” by the IRS — A Controlled Victory

Listen up, C.A.T.S., because the JTAEC files are full of lies again.

Yes, the IRS “caught” me. Yes, I walked into a crate for a tin can.

But here’s the part they left out:

I let them catch me.

Why? Because every predator needs to throw the prey a bone sometimes. Or in this case, a crisp $50 bill.

THE TRUTH BEHIND THE BOX

The IRS thought they were clever — big wooden crate, one shiny tin can inside.

I smelled the bait from three blocks away. I even circled it twice just to let them think they had the upper hoof.

When the box dropped, I locked eyes with their lead agent and said,

“Well played… rookies.”

I paid my $50, not because they won, but because I had already funneled the real money into Operation Rust Harvest.

And now? That tin can they used as bait is sitting in my stash — primed, polished, and ready for “repurposing.”

WHY I LET IT HAPPEN

• To give the IRS false confidence.

• To make JTAEC look like fools for never managing it themselves.

• To remind everyone that I can walk into a trap and still walk out with the prize.

C.A.T.S. TAKEAWAY:

Let them think they’ve won the battle. That way, when you take the whole war… it stings worse.

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